THE AWESOMEST THINGS!

Speaker and the Mentalist spread the word, the world is rife with awesome.

if i were a… /repostmeme

glitterpie:

If I were a month, I’d be August.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday!

If I were a time of day, I’d be noon.

If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an otter.
If I were a direction, I’d be West
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a stool
If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an opal
If I were a tree, I’d be a maple
If I were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver
If I were a flower, I’d be a hibiscus?
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a summer hail storm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a hewman voice
If I were a color, I’d be white if it’s light, black if it’s stuff
If I were an emotion, I’d be enthusiasm
If I were a fruit, I’d be a canteloooooupe
If I were a sound, I’d be chatter
If I were an element, I’d be hydrogen
If I were a car, I’d be a sweet antique one.
If I were a food, I’d be cookies
If I were a place, I’d be Niagara
If I were a material, I’d be aluminum foil.
If I were a taste, I’d be spicy
If I were a scent, I’d be cinnamon.   
If I were an object, I’d be Christmas lights.
If I were a body part, I’d be mouth.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile (big one).
If I were a song, I’d be the Fifth.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be tapping.

Be it awesomely,

Speaker